at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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