they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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