Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
