Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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