im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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