Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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