you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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