but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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