Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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