I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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