I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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