are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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