If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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