they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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