So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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