who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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