ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Come share oat with me in your robe
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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