Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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