how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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