I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My penis needs a shock collar
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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