Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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