How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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