Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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