She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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