We're like a lot better than the average bears
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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