sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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