you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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