At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
