Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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