If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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