Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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