Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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