So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
