Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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