moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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