im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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