Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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