I want to stick my p in your. b.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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