Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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