i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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