Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
