i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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