Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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