He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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