i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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