She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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