it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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