Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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