This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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