so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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